Funny Papers

by Dean Friedman


Pick up the Sunday News I need my funny papers
Little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at 3:00
With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy.
And my idea of time well spent is to stay in bed with you 'til the rent is due.

Get out a checkered cloth I'll pack a picnic basket.
We'll find a clearing in the wood and you can be Red Riding Hood
You may be bad but you're so good.
And my idea of having fun is laying naked in the sun with you.

Put on your Sunday clothes I've had an inspiration.
We'll ride downtown on the "D" and have a window shopping spree
It may be crass but it's free.
And my idea of what to do is making love with you on the avenue.

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(Jagger/Richards)


Since I was young I've been very hard to
please
And I don't know wrong from right
But there is one thing I could never
understand
Some of the sick things that a girl does to a
man, so

I'm just sittin' on a fence
You can say I got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So I'm sittin on a fence

All of my friends at school grew up and
settled down
And they mortgaged up their lives
One things not said too much, but I think
it's true
They just get married cause there's nothing
else to


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